my angelic like pic of karaoke king, richard speight jr
ALRIGHT!!! Holy Crap. Here… @mishacollins so I used a hashtag instead…shoot me in the face. Alright, that’s it…I’m out.
high school english teacher dean’s comments on his kids’ papers
"this paper is terrible but i’m giving you a B just for the star wars reference."
"come ON, dude, i didn’t spend three agonizing days covering grammar for you to consistently forget the difference between ‘fewer’ and ‘less than’"
"oh hell yeah this is great (don’t tell the other teachers i said hell yeah)"
"this sentence is more beautiful than a lot of dates i’ve been on, keep up the good work."
"you literally plagiarized galaxy quest verbatim in this paper, did you think i wouldn’t notice? do you even know me? you know what, i’m not even mad. galaxy quest is awesome."
#’you’re wrong but continue’ followed by ‘youre still wrong’ followed by ‘see me after class’ #’that’s not how you spell that word’ #’or how you use that word’#’or how you use that phrase’ #’you know what why don’t we just give up on this whole sentence’ #’i’ve had entire dates that were shorter than this sentence’ #followed by ‘not that that’s saying much’ crossed out #’your argument is weaker than my punk ass little brother’ #’when he was four’ (via bewareofspookydean)
#he’d be one of those teachers that would say ‘well if ___ told you to do ___ would you do it?’ #and ‘oh she lets you snack during class? well guess what i’m not mrs. smith so if i see it out it’s mine’ (via rainyhart)
Scientists are so clever with naming animals.
No you don’t even know these birds call actually sounds like its saying go away and what it does is it hangs around large groups of herbivores and when a predator shows up it will just start shouting GO AWAY GO AWAY and then all the gazelles and zebras and such will take off.
GEHH WEEH WEHH